A few weeks ago I was in West Seattle, which is an awesome section of town that has the misfortune of being located on an isolated peninsula that’s basically half-way to Japan. If you ever make it out there, though, it’s incredible. For those 21+, you have the Bembo Room, which is an ancient bar with a full pirate ship deck built into it. It also has a fishtank in the floor, under scratched and almost opaque plexi-glass, that’s home to these creepy survival horror carp. If you’re under 21, the front of the Bembo Room is the all-ages Heartland Cafe, which serves awesome Midwestern comfort food, including the best tater tots in Seattle. Seattle is known for its tots, too, so that’s saying something. If you’re young or have a death-wish, order the biscuits and gravy and ask them to replace the biscuits with tots, “Karen Mitchell style…” Click Read More to continue reading this epic tale…..