Pic of the Day!

I can see my house from here!

…Crafts whatever a spider can!

“Nope, Mr Spider, this isn’t the Batcave, juuuust a bunch of trees. No Batcave.”

Everbody gets one.

what are you looking at?

It’s not a baby spider, keep calm and carry on.

Guess I wasn’t the only one to take to the trees to hide from creepers.

Creeper! Skeleton! Zombie! Where are you guys?

Spidey decided he’s not coming down until his friends show up at night.

a prequel to the amazing spiderman

Hey ma, I’m on a tree!!!

So this is the harbinger of the doomsday that the mayans had predicted.

Ugh, human are building again. Don’t they know I have Anthrophobia

Get outta here! don’t you see I’m in the spider’s toilet?

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Chill like a spider, atop a tree.

Welcome to my cribz!!!

Even spiders are afraid to go into caves because of the creepers.

I’ve seen this species before.. it’s from Africa! Better call John Goodman.

Aracnocraft

This is a false perspective photograph… the spider is actually even more giant than it appears!!

So that’s where Itsy Bitsy Spider lives… For some reason I thought he’d be smaller.

I know you can get a spider plant, but I never knew that they would actually grow spiders!

Eight Legged Freaks in 16 bit is every bit as scary!!

looks like the Incy Wincy Spider aint incy wincy no more

“I got kicked outa ma home.. Someone put a torch in it”.

Aim for the bushes!

Black Widows have finally migrated into Minecraft. We are doom.

awesome spider is awesome !

Big foot’s definitely Photoshopped in this picture

Arachnophobia 2: A Pixelated Adventure

scared of heights i see

I just have to get past this spider and then it’s on to the ice caves …

Oh, this is nothing. Why, one time, in Spelunky …

SURPRISE!! Only joking, Creatives still on!

First Screens of The Spider Island DLC!

Right, just 2 more pieces of string and i can make a bed!!

“CONGRATULATIONS SPIDER! You’ve been specially selected for Pimp My Cave!”

A Spider’s Tale: By Phil

As the spider recalls his memory thinking back in his day as he tells his grandkid:

Grandpa Spider: “Well, sonny, back in my day us spiders used to band together to fight crime; the typical things like, uh, catchin’ burguralers or whatever they’re called, and also killin’ the bad guys. Well, one time, many minutes after we had first banded together, we ran into a group of strange, pink skinned beasties that was tryin’ to slay some of our friends with the remains of a pig they had just slain. Well we’s just got angreh, so we decided to decimate this band of ruffians. We crept up behind that devilish band, and…”

Grandson Spider: “And what?”

Grandpa Spider: “we KIIIIIIIILLLLLLLED ‘em all!”

Grandson Spider: “that wasn’t very exciting..”

Grandpa Spider: “Would it help if I told you how we killed ‘em?”

Grandson Spider: “Sure.”

Grandpa Spider: “Well, while they wasn’t lookin’, we carefully climbed up onto a tree, then, we followed them ‘cross the treetops and, just when they’s thought that they was safe, we carefully climbed down their wall, ’cause we sure as goodness gracious goshness didn’t want ta wake ‘em up for fear of what they would’ve done if we did, and then we ate their remains.”

Grandson Spider: “Oh.”

Grandpa Spider: “Well son, goodnight, it’s time for yer old grandpappy to take his sleep.”

Grandson Spider: “Goodnight grandpa.”

*The Next Morning*

Player 1: “Darn it, sorry guys, those stupid spiders made me lose all my stuff. I’m gonna hafta get my stuff back.

Player 2: “‘ts okay, it happens. Meet us back at the new house.”

Player 1: “K’” *climbs up a tree to get a better view* “Oh, crap….”

Grandpa Spider: “O goodness gracious! What are yer doin’ here you wretched rapscallion! Prepare to met yer maker!”

Player 1: “Oh crap, not again…..”

THE END

Just leaf me alone.

The new spiderman film is Treemendous

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels…

Planking is so… 2010. Why no better Taylor Swifting a bit?

Someone call the fire brigade my poor spideykins is stuck up a tree!

When the sky is blue and the cows go moo. Think of little spidey, cause he’ll be thinking of you.

BlockSpider, BlockSpider. Does whatever a BlockSpider does, can he swing from a web? Probably not BECAUSE…there’s no animation for that……

Whatever you do, don’t look UP!

6 legs and 3 eyes. Weird spider is weird

minecraft: man spider edition

Little Miss Muffet is going to freak when she sees this guy.

Back in the day, Spiers weren’t so huge..

Octopus: “How do you like my Spider Halloween Costume?”

Lego spider with a Minecraft halloween costume.

Ed Sheeran and his new single Lego cave

When you see it, you’ll sh** blocks!

I can see it now

I can see it now…

Hunkered under a tree back to the square trunk. Armor gone except for a leather cap that wouldn’t deflect a marshmallow shot from a nine year old’s Walmart sling shot, last heart shaking madly without a porkchop in sight, wooden sword on the brink of shattering, you look around madly for the source of the horrible sound, knowing that the spider sees you. But wait, nothing is happening! You are not under attack! But the sound! God the noise is still there! Up, down, left, right, nothing! I bet the thing is underground. There are caves all over this world! Or better yet it could be a dungeon! Great. I gotta run! Its getting dark and I see the warm loving glow of my homestead! Food! Health! Armor! Bed! I can make it! Double tap W and get the hel-

Sadly Steve failed to make it home that night. Shortly after the brief sprint from under the protection of the square oak tree, a 200 pound spider came crashing down on him from the heavens like an angel of death. Blood, guts, and inventory item spilled over the landscape… RIP Steve

Today, we will be studying the venomous spider that lives in the wide-spread forest of Minecraftia

This could totally be the Minecraft version of The Hangover…

The spider’s about to get married so he and his four buddies, The Creeper, The Skelleton, The Enderman and The Zombie decide to go out and party… But The Zombie, because of his dead brain, decides to pour roofies into their drinks… And so they wake up the next morning and don’t know where the spider is!! The travel all the minecraft world, looking for the spider… And in the end it turns out the spider was on top of the tree they were sleeping under!!

Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting wabbits.

I for one welcome our new flying arachnid overlords!

Little Miss Muffet decided to preempt the spider trying to sit down beside her by running away well in advance.

The last place I’d ever want to be is to be on top of a tree with a huge spider…

I totally wasn’t gonna attack you in your sleep man… I PROMISE BRO!!

Wait a minute!! That’s not a door, that’s a camouflaged can of……………..RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!

With great spider comes great regret-ibility. Which is to say, I really regret coming unarmed to a meeting with a giant 6-legged spider.