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Pic of the Day

Whenever a pic of the day is posted you will have roughly twenty-four hours (unless it’s a Friday then you have the whole weekend) to leave a caption (in the comments section below) until the next one is posted and a new winner is chosen. The captions I think are the most awesome wins an XBLA code! That simple. Enjoy!

*In order to take part in this challenge, you will need to register an account with Disqus so we can verify that we have the correct person and also send the codes to the correct people. We’ve recently had multiple email accounts attempting to claim prizes for different people, so this is our next option to prevent fraudulent activity. The email you register with will be the email you need to use to claim your prize as well as where your prize will be sent to. Thanks!*

Today’s Pic of the Day is brought to you by Ascend: New Gods!

 

 

 

  • http://twitter.com/distinguishthis SMD

    Bring forth a shrubbery.

  • https://twitter.com/jaypx85 Alex

    Now that’s a big horny guy.

  • Rul3sK

    Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman.

  • http://twitter.com/Gxgear Jack

    Don’t hate be because I’m beautiful.

  • Anonymous

    Is that a piller in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

  • Anonymous

    I know I left my keys around here somewhere ..

    • Logan

      Dude I said the same thing but instead of keys it was pants… get uour own comment :(

  • whiteykidz

    mother of god

  • K.Y. Parsons

    Ohhhhh so this what Hellboy looks like when he’s in Demonic Mode…Yeah, I’ll just head back down…this hill…

  • http://twitter.com/Gxgear Jack

    With all the godly power at their disposal, you’d think they’d conjure up a functional wardrobe…

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty horny.

  • Anonymous

    Loki was always hiding his father’s clothes

  • Rul3sK

    I knew playing hide n go seek was a bad idea, I can’t find a big enough place to hide.

  • Anonymous

    Looks like Loki needs a haircut.

  • http://twitter.com/AntaraelDulacre Antarael Dulacre

    Ruins? Probably Angry Birds….

  • Keemu

    Ohh check you out you big horny devil!

  • http://twitter.com/Gxgear Jack

    Just imagine all the Yomama jokes that guy had to go through.

  • http://twitter.com/AntaraelDulacre Antarael Dulacre

    My mother was a mammoth!

  • Anonymous

    Look out Angel Grove!

  • http://twitter.com/Gxgear Jack

    That must have been one fun baby to give birth to…

  • Anonymous

    “Must be this short to ride” C’MON!!

  • Anonymous

    We Need Dinozord Power, Now!

  • https://twitter.com/Bramblefang13 Bramblefang

    The call me “The Mammoth Who Took a Stand”

  • Anonymous

    what have you done

  • losgarcias

    What do you mean I have to fight this guy?

  • https://twitter.com/Bramblefang13 Bramblefang

    RUN!!!

  • Renzo

    When inviting a Titan to your castle, goes wrong.

  • Anonymous

    thank the new gods for that column

  • trent82

    I’ve got the toe jam, who’s got the peanut butter?

  • Rul3sK

    Feed Me More!

  • http://twitter.com/Gxgear Jack

    The Big and Tall Store would have made a killing off of this fella.

  • Anonymous

    Can you smell what the Titan is cooking?

  • http://twitter.com/Ivan_TR Iván

    It’s a Forza Unicorn Car? No, it’s an Ascend Unicorn God.

  • chris

    there is nothing worse than a giant thats horny

  • chris

    forget the B.F.G (big friendly giant) here is the B.H.G (big horny giant)

  • John Casey

    Bad news aqueduct, I’m horny…

  • Anonymous

    Woah, woah, woah, who broke my LEGOs?

  • Starfire

    Roll for initiative.

  • Anonymous

    Nothing that a diverse group of spandex clad heroes can’t handle.

  • Daniel L

    Worst. Skyrim helmet. Ever

  • Zach Peebles

    Best way to defeat this thing: just scatter some giant Legos all over the ground.

  • Anonymous

    A sure sign of someone overcompensating.

  • http://twitter.com/OnyxPrimal Onyx Primal

    You kids need to pick up your blocks! I tripped and almost broke a horn last week!!

  • Zach Peebles

    World’s Worst Hide-N-Seek Player

  • chris

    do i make you horny baby

  • Anonymous

    Living large…literally.

  • Anonymous

    Fortunately for humanity, that leftmost pillar blocked an important part of the giant from view, thereby preserving the dignity of all the men.

  • http://www.moviesmademe.com/ Chad Connolly

    Kratos? More like SPLATos!

  • chris

    you know what they say about giants with big horns right.

  • Anonymous

    I used to be an adventurer, like you… Now I eat adventurers, like you.

  • http://twitter.com/Gxgear Jack

    How can he be a new god with all that beard?!

  • Anonymous

    When you’re big and tall as me you can toot your own horns.

  • Anonymous

    …Wanna blow my horn?

  • http://twitter.com/ToitleGuy Bird Brain

    Don’t think I’m in Kansas anymore.

  • http://twitter.com/Gxgear Jack

    Not a great first week for a Rams fan :(

  • Bevan Johnson

    so thats how we have stone henge

  • Anonymous

    The Great Khali decided to test a new look

  • Squirrel

    Wow! Loki really let himself go!

  • chris

    look its Krull the Warrior King

  • http://www.facebook.com/gabriel.jones.79219 Gabe Jones

    “How’s the weather down there?”

  • chris

    We are lucky that stone pillar is where it is

  • Squirrel

    AD:
    Devil seeks companion. Enjoys long strolls through old ruins, listening to classical music and planning the destruction of mankind. Call me: 555-THE-DEVL

  • Anonymous

    I can see my house from up here.

  • Squirrel

    New screen shot for Wreckateer 2?

  • Anonymous

    Keep absolutely still. His vision’s based on movement.

  • Squirrel

    Hmm…This place is missing something. Maybe a little more brimstone?
    Wait! Corpses! That’s it…needs more corpses!

  • chris

    gee, i hope that giant does not move from where he is. that pillar is doing a good job where he is.

  • Squirrel

    Just in case I get a loin cloth malfunction, I have a pillar!

  • http://twitter.com/qwikciphers Kyle A.

    Great, now James will never get that giant peach.

  • http://twitter.com/AntaraelDulacre Antarael Dulacre

    People fall at my feet when they see me coming! – Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

  • sans gluten

    Biggest Bloodforge superfan… hands down.

  • http://twitter.com/qwikciphers Kyle A.

    David, it’s time to meet your maker!

  • sans gluten

    Did I do that?

  • Anonymous

    DOES HE HAVE A MOUTH IN HIS STOMACH?

  • SHO

    You know what they say about big horns right?…..

  • Anonymous

    I’m the BFG (Big Friendly Giant)! I create dreams…

  • http://twitter.com/qwikciphers Kyle A.

    My fur can clothe millions of villagers in the winter time.

  • Anonymous

    We are lucky the ruins are covering up the reason this Titan became the “Titan” of fertility.

  • Logan

    Dangit, I knew I left my pants here somewhere…

  • http://twitter.com/Chronorayven Ray J

    Looks like Mr. Tumnus really let himself go.

    • Anonymous

      Hah!

  • http://twitter.com/genxsis83 Paul K

    That felt good ^^

  • http://twitter.com/andykod77 andrew

    on the tin it said it gives ya wings(not antlers)

  • JansKizay

    The giant searches for where the God of War: Ascension casting is being held.

  • off1c3

    NOT AGAIN!!! Dang grieffers!

  • Erk

    Dear god! The war elephants from LOTR have evolved…

  • Anonymous

    Ascend: New Horns!

  • Adrian Bolstridge

    Have horns, will travel

  • http://twitter.com/Double_O_Slevin Seth Ward

    Looks like Loki & Crom had a love-child…

  • http://twitter.com/Double_O_Slevin Seth Ward

    Toy Soldiers: Mount Olympus

  • http://twitter.com/Double_O_Slevin Seth Ward

    YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

  • http://twitter.com/Double_O_Slevin Seth Ward

    Won’t you be my neighb…… AHHHHHHH! It’s a wonderful day to destroy a neighborhood.

  • Anonymous

    I know I left my car keys here somewhere.

  • Anonymous

    A strategically placed column saved the game from a certain “M” rating by the ESRB.

  • http://twitter.com/ilRadd ilRadd

    Is this some kind of joke? Where did you hide my warhammer?

  • Anonymous

    I can see my house form here.

  • Lord Tasteful

    Is that a stone column or are you just happy to see me?

  • http://twitter.com/LordTasteful okgoaheadman

    Looks like someones alittle horny

  • http://twitter.com/qwikciphers Kyle A.

    RUUNNN!!!, IT’S GOATZILLA!!!

  • Anonymous

    Shit just got Real.

  • Leon Durham

    I finally found my coat rack

  • Leon Durham

    Is this what Kratos will look like when he is old?

  • Leon Durham

    Where is the nearest bathroom?

  • http://talesofthegeeklanterncorps.blogspot.com/ Brian

    You’ve got a Hulk? Well, we’ve turned our Loki into a Hulk!

  • Anonymous

    Do I make you Horny?

  • SHO

    Fee Fii Foo Fumm

  • Anonymous

    “What? You’d have a gut too if you ate a goat big enough to wear as a helmet.”

  • http://picopwr.com/ Dweezy

    Hooray for cleverly placed censorship!

  • http://www.tcksoft.co.uk/ caffeinekid

    Hellboy’s all grown up…

  • Anonymous

    Fee fi fo fu.. Oven! Oh god I left the oven on!

  • Rul3sK

    This is why I can’t have nice things.

  • Anonymous

    Experts now believe Stonehenge may in fact have been a giant toilet seat.

  • Drew

    The Hangover Part 3: A Titan Night Out

  • Faheem

    Clash of the goat face.

  • Anonymous

    Meet the New Gods; same as the Old Gods.

  • Anonymous

    Ashran always woke up with the horn.

  • Anonymous

    “Hey, Peter! I can see your house from up here!”

  • Anonymous

    Kingdom for Keflings: Extreme Edition.

  • KamikazeZumbie

    Eeny meeny meiny mo….

  • chris

    Giant: You think this is funny? I am not a goat face, i am a handsome giant. i am not a goat face. NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

  • chris

    Giant: why are you looking at me for? I did not do this, I did not wreck this place it was little Jimmy. Giant turns to his side
    Giant: oh i am going to tell him, i’m going to tell him
    Giant: Little Jimmy says he is very sorry about the mess

  • http://twitter.com/Javleiker Javleiker

    8-bits worlds

  • chris

    I’m the best horny giant in the world

  • Wolfman Gaz

    Nobody move! I just dropped my contact lens

  • Wolfman Gaz

    The choice of loin cloth came into question when strategically placed pillars had to be brought in.

  • Wolfman Gaz

    I think you’ll find it’s MY peanut

  • PerfectionShaun

    He walked through Stonehenge like a bull in a china shop

  • Rob

    Can you help me, I can’t find my horns!
    Has ANYONE seen my horns around here?

  • Nico Pareja

    What happens if Loki and Mario get together? Well, apparently Loki tries Marios mushrooms and.. BOOM!!

  • Nico Pareja

    YES, MY MOTHER WAS A GIANT AND MY FATHER WAS A BULL… SO WHAT?!

  • Nico Pareja

    Maybe it’s just a normal-sized god-mutant in a very tiny world!

  • Anonymous

    Ho ho ho, Mean Giant.

  • Anonymous

    When you’re that big and half goat, it’s tough to find clothes your size.

  • Anonymous

    This is heavy. Two horns don’t make it light.

  • Bob Syko

    “All my Facebook friends will love this forced perspective shot! I look massive!”

  • Dagh

    You want to ram with ME!!!??

  • Dagh

    LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE…AHHHH!! IN MY OFFICE…whew close one

  • Smasher605

    Who put a Giant on top of my house?

  • Banffia

    It seems the giants in Skyrim had been getting a bit too friendly with their mammoths.

  • Anonymous

    Ascend: New Gods is an action game based on famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan.

  • MJ-F

    I’m told that i am a big hit at parties, they say that my arrival always “brings the house down”.

  • Dawell escotto

    Yeaaa boy! Flava flav! Or um zeusy zeus!

  • Anonymous

    Most hornographic PlayXBLA ‘Pic of the Day’ ever.

  • H1TnRON

    “Anyone seen a party of heroes run by here? Heroes, you know. Mage, Warrior, I think one of them was a thief or bard or something. They were JUST here!”

  • Toxxity

    Baaaby Ruuuuuuuth?

  • Anonymous

    Official: Giants have cavernous ‘In-ie’ belly-buttons.

  • Anonymous

    If I don’t find a bathroom soon, this town will experience the 2nd worst natural disaster in it’s history. Beware of my #2.

  • Anonymous

    Witness the creation of Stonehenge!

  • Applepants

    Crap…

  • Anonymous

    Ascent: Literal Version

  • Anonymous

    Ohhhh Davey , where are youu?

  • Dagh

    The marketing team wouldn’t approve his Dr. Manhattan style wardrobe malfunction, he’s clothed and pissed

  • go00sa00

    Gods…you are so f*cking animals

  • Anonymous

    “Welcome!… to Kick-assic Park!”

  • http://twitter.com/VictorLizcano77 Victor Lizcano

    -Looks to the left, slowly looks to the right-
    Where in the hell did I wake up now, and why am I wearing this costume AGAIN?

  • Anonymous

    Why does everyone want to rub my tummy?

  • Anonymous

    Thank you for that strategically placed column!

  • Dagh

    Is this hat too much? its so hard to find good fashion in my size

  • Anonymous

    The Stay-Puft Man after 20 years of listening to Metal music.

  • http://twitter.com/Navarin Buster Wolf

    You got me horny in the morning and you kno-o-ow
    I try to call you but I can’t find the telephone
    I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
    I wrote a letter and I sent it with the po-o-ost
    The post it takes so long, so I’ve got to sing this song
    To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby
    And I can’t wait for you, and the things you make me do
    My heart is ringing so I’m singing this song for you
    I’m horny
    Horny, horny, horny
    So horny
    I’m horny, horny, horny
    I’m horny
    Horny, horny, horny
    So horny
    I’m horny, horny, horny tonight

  • http://twitter.com/Navarin Buster Wolf

    Some men have six-packs… but I’ve got a whole KEG!

  • http://twitter.com/Navarin Buster Wolf

    Let’s all have a big hand for Signal Studios!

  • Anonymous

    According to Kojima, Project Ogre is the project that Ogre appears. Ogre appears in this picture. So, this must be Project Og… hmmm. Say, do ogres have horns?

  • https://twitter.com/Bramblefang13 Bramblefang

    Imagine fighting this in Skyrim.

  • Anonymous

    Meet the new quarterback for the Washington Redskins.

  • http://twitter.com/Chronorayven Ray J

    One thing you don’t feed a big hairy Goat Giant is Beans a whole lot of beans!

  • Anonymous

    How’s the weather up there?

  • Anonymous

    I’m horny because I have horns, and I have horns because I’m horny. It’s a medical condition.

  • Anonymous

    Ready or not, here I come. You can’t hide from me, hide and seek.

  • Anonymous

    That wall should be hired for sensorship! What a perfect cover up

  • Anonymous

    Hmmm … These codes must be around here somewhere …

  • Jonster

    Jeff remembered going to the stag do, but could not remember the chain of events that lead to what he woke up to this morning.

  • https://twitter.com/Bramblefang13 Bramblefang

    Hey! I can see my house from here!

  • Diego Hermosilla

    Me Crush Little mans!

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